Give this to that special someone in your life when you think you are ready to take your relationship to the next level. This 3 Carrot Ring is sure to bring your relationship into another status quickly. Just maybe not the one you want.
Have you ever seen a car parked so bad that you just wanted to tell the driver how much of an idiot they are? Usually, they aren't around to say it to their faces, so this is the next best thing...or perhaps even better. You can even stick around and watch from a safe distance as they find this little note.
The perfect shirt for any occasion. Birthday parties, holidays, etc. Walk into the party wearing this shirt and they will be overjoyed to see that you went out of your way to wish them the best.
This is probably why most people are speeding everyday. Just trying to make it to the bathroom before they have an accident...but putting themselves in danger of the other kind of accident. Either way, this is hilarious.
This novelty soap turns bloody red when used. Invite over your friends and family and wait for the scream from the bathroom. Sure to be a conversation starter.
Don't hide it. Let everyone know that you are hung...like a mosquito. You could also pick this up for a best friend's birthday or other occasion. They might just love it.
Have this mailed to someone you really want to confuse. When they go to check their mail they will see that they have apparently been signed up for a date an inmate program. Friends, neighbors, enemies, family? Who should you prank?
Just what the doctor ordered! Not only can you keep your beer can (or other cold canned beverage) cool, but you will also look cool. Well, I don't know if you'll really look cool, but this will get some attention at your next party.
Do you know someone that is offended by the smallest things and just won't seem to let it go? Are they resentful and butthurt? This care package is made specifically for them to help get over their blown out of proportion situation.
Get lots of looks and laughs with this dad bag waist pouch. If you already have a beer belly that sticks out under your shirt, this product is probably not for you.