Have a Great Fucking Whatever!

The perfect shirt for any occasion. Birthday parties, holidays, etc. Walk into the party wearing this shirt and they will be overjoyed to see that you went out of your way to wish them the best.

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Toe O’Clock

What time is it? It's not two o'clock, it's toe o'clock.

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Are you Looking At My Junk?

We don't blame you. There is a lot of junk to look at here. Just try not to stare too long or it may get awkward.

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Hung Like a Mosquito

Don't hide it. Let everyone know that you are hung...like a mosquito. You could also pick this up for a best friend's birthday or other occasion. They might just love it.

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Straight Outta Patience

I'm serious. I really don't have much left anymore. Show everyone your level of patience as well with this mug.

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SuperPranker Trucker Hat

This is great for covering up your bald spot while showing your love for SuperPranker.com. It can also be worn over your tin foil hat.

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