I'm always nervous about leaving my stuff on the beach while I go into the water. Maybe if I buy this towel, people will respect my wishes and not steal my stuff?
Is that what I think it is? No, of course not. It's just a poo smear and handprint on a towel. Not made with real poo. This is a great gag gift or conversation starter for house guests. Just imagine them reaching for the towel to dry their hands and then dry heaving or screaming. Either way, you've made a lasting ...